And naturally I slip into the kitchen THE SECOND I can get away.
But it turns out that when Italians say that they mean: no salt, very little sugar, no artificial colouring, and no frosting whatsoever. And ice cream and candy can just go to hell. In fact, the ideal flavour of all things made just for kids is MILK, and this goes for everything, ranging from things that are actually somewhat close to milk (like yogurt), to things that have nothing to do with milk, like cake and cookies.
Bummer.