- Mellow Mushroom (this is a pizzeria)
- Starbucks (this is a coffee shop)
- The Smoke Joint (this is a restaurant)
- The Linebacker Lounge (this is a sports bar)
Compare these with the Italian equivalents, taken from signage near my house:
And then there is my personal favourite, the Italian organic supermarket chain and overpriced equivalent of the American chain "Whole Foods," is:
Telling it like it is...