Ah, Italian, the language of Dante. But when it comes to potty language, Italians are champions who belong right down there with Shakespeare and right up there with Martin Luther. But sooth, what exactly IS a "counterdick?" Lo, someone has already blogged about this so that I don't have to: I give you 11 Italian expressions that will have you spitting your espresso.
I'm an American living in Italy and making gross generalizations about it.