In Italy, a line is a group of suckers with whom absolutely no eye contact should be made as you approach a desired destination. Everyone knows that desired destinations should always and only be approached FROM THE SIDE.
In America, a line is a single-file string of people all facing forward toward a desired destination in such a way that those who arrived first are ahead and those who arrived later are behind, and the destination is reached by one person at a time, or in an otherwise orderly fashion.
In Italy, a line is a group of suckers with whom absolutely no eye contact should be made as you approach a desired destination. Everyone knows that desired destinations should always and only be approached FROM THE SIDE.
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